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Straight Blazing: ECW Report For 06/23/09

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Stand Back.. Theres a HURRICANE reaching Through!!

Welcome backwards ladies and gentlemen to this weeks edition of Straight Blazin! This hebdomad we will, of course, be covering the June 23rd edition of ECW! Now reaching off of the HIGHEST rated Raw in 3 years, ECW had to step it up. The last few weeks had been directed solon towards The playwright Dynasty’s destruction of everyone and Christian’s tweener status. This hebdomad things are sure to heat up as we are meet 5 days away from The Great dweller Bash.. That’s right.. I REFUSE to call it.. “Da Bash” But while on that subject here are my predictions for that PPV.

Womens Championship: Melina© v Michelle McCool

This match would be the instance I most likely go for my bathroom fortuity and go get a drink and do all that wonderful stuff.. Michelle McCool has become along way and Melina isn’t a half bad wrestler.. But this match has NO interest for me whatsoever.. I predict that Michelle McCool would eventually walk out with the gold though…

IC Title v Mask Match: Jericho© v Rey Mysterio

I don’t see them having Jericho lose the Intercontinental title mere weeks after winning it.. Plus with the acquisition of Don Caras Jr it make me wonder what they would do with Rey Minjurio.. I don’t see them unmasking him and taking that away from the fans because whether any of us same it or not Rey Mysterio is a huge draw for the WWE.. So look for Mysterio to lose his mask but not necessarily for good.. I think they give him a little bit of instance off, Hype his return and have him feud with Don Caras Jr.

Unified Tag Titles: Priceless v The Colons©

My mind is screaming give the belts to Priceless.. Establish them as a tag team and make Legacy a stable to be reckoned with when Randy Orton retains and these two win the tag belts? This is a no brainer.. I hope and pray Priceless walks away with the gold here

John Cena v The Miz

Best matchup of the night in my opinion.. Lots of heat feat into this feud and an amazing buildup.. I think we see The Miz win and show John Cena putting over one of the best young wrestlers there is..

Scramble Match For ECW Title: Tommy Dreamer© v diddley Swagger vChristian v Finlay v Mark Henry

This is interesting since it seemed they would be doing the scrambles at the same PPV every year and doing three at once.. But since some people can score pinfalls I think Christian wins the last pinfall and they have him turn heel.. Im personally rooting for diddley Swagga!

World Heavyweight title Match: CM Punk© v Jeff Hardy

CM Punk would retain in this match.. Unless WWE really wants to have 3 title changes in 3 weeks.. I don’t think they do, Therefore Punk gets a clean win over Hardy and continues his reign.

WWE Championship: 3 Stages of Hell: Randy Orton© v HHH

Does anyone care? Orton retains.. This feud is beating a dead horse…

Now on with ECW!!

Firstly before ECW does kick off.. Hurricane Helms.. Aka Gregory Helms was absolutely feat OFF on his twitter about tonights ECW.. So I was already hyped up to see whats feat on as they have been hinting at his return for the last few weeks. I am a Helms mark and I think its about instance hes backwards on ECW as not a backstage announcer, If that is the case.

We kick off ECW with Evan Bourne! They roll a clip of Mark speechmaker smashing Evan Bourne same a fly last hebdomad and say how resilient he is to be participating tonight and how much of a warrior he is. beatific build up of Bourne after they had buried him the last few weeks. He is facing Tyson Kidd from The playwright Dynasty.. What a matchup this should be as Matt Sydal(Evan Bourne) and TJ Wilson(Tyson Kidd) have faced each other some times in the past on the independent circuit. Should be a brutal high flying contest that would set a very pleasant pace for the show.

Mere seconds into the match David playwright Smith and Natalya are BANNED from ringside to make it a fair match by the ref. Evan Bourne wastes no instance in exploiting this opportunity and taking to the air and taking out Tyson Kidd on the floor while he is arguing. This match was very fast paced and seen a lot of hurried and high flying action from both of the superstars. Evan Bourne picks up the win after he hit’s the Shooting Star Press in the middle of the ring basically! Excellent little match but quite short as it lasted only about nine minutes
Match Rating: 3/5

Match Review
Way too short of a match for these two excellent athletes and superstars.. Would have loved to see them go for a little longer and atleast through a advertizement fortuity as it was beatific for the instance it was given. pleasant opening match!

Finlay is out incoming to fisticuffs and he is still using Hornswoggles music and he got a beatific reaction from the gathering despite his tilt actions the hebdomad before. Fit Finlay looks in beatific shape and ready to fisticuffs and he grabs the mic to cut a hurried promo. He says how it was only an eye for an eye and there was nothing personal except that it was his revenge. Then Zach Ryder interrupts him and he says that the one eyed Finlay is overlooking the fact he has a match with Ryder tonight and then does that Woo Woo Woo abstract and the gathering actually did it with him. substantially whatever of them did atleast..

This match is up after a hurried advertizement fortuity and Zach Ryder eventually getting a big instance opponent and he is on the aggression for the most part of this match. He really needs a new outfit to wrestle in because I cant STAND that one legged pants abstract he wears.. Zach Ryder does a beatific job working on the injured optical area, as Stryker put it, and Finlay display he can make ANYONE look good.

Zach Ryder continues his assault on Finlay til eventually Finlay gets whatever momentum back. The whole instance in this match Stryker nnd Matthews are hyping up the ECW Scramble match and the fact that Finlay is supposed to be in it and how healthy would he be when the match happens. Finlay lands whatever beatific kicks and clotheslines as substantially as an atomic drop to get backwards into things. He tosses Ryder around same a rag doll and he nails the Celtic Cross! But Ryder kicks out of it! Finlay then lays on the mat holding his eye same it is hurt as the ref checks on him, Ryder goes and removes the turnbuckle padding which makes the ref go over and yell at him and when Ryder walks backwards to Finlay he low blows him and then rolls him up and holds the tights to get a pinfall victory!
Match Rating: 3/5

Match Review
Solidifies what I say about Finlay being such a beatific veteran and making anyone look beatific as he made Zach Ryder look pretty decent. pleasant little match that was about 10 mins long and served its purpose well.

Next up is a bloody 10 minute Raw Rebound.. display the wonderful events of Trump being kicked out as owner of Raw.. A 3 stages of inferno containing a stretcher match and a one fall match.. How awesome… *SARCASM ALERT* Also display how HHH and Randy Orton feud meet WONT DIE.. Please someone take this feud out backwards and end its misery.. Also shown was the superb last man standing match for the WWE title which was a draw.. Then we become backwards from that to have them preview The Great dweller Bash.. Though this is the ordinal instance in the episode they did a rundown for the PPV.. Go figure..

Matt Stryker is in the ring and he is trying to explain the Scramble match. Every 5 minutes a superstar enters the ring until all 5 men are in the ring. erst that happens pinfalls may occur and the title changes hands. When the instance limit of the match is up, The current title holder would be the new champion no matter what, whoever had the last pinfall would be the new champion. Gregory Helms is in the backwards and is interviewing Mark speechmaker and they cut to a guy who is suddenly trapped down by a maintenance box and no one can lift it off of him. They cut backwards to show Mark speechmaker and Tony Atlas standing by themselves and when they cut to the guy trapped they show a masked super hero in green lifting the heavy box up same no problem! They cut backwards to speechmaker and there is Helms straightening his tie and asking Mark about his match tonight. speechmaker shakes his head and asks what the inferno meet happened and walks away,..

EPIC RETURN!!

Main circumstance instance as diddley Swagga comes to the ring looking PUMPED and his tag partner makes his way to the ring looking same a Galapagos Turtle.. But anyways, Dreamer and Christian are out incoming and the main circumstance kicks off with everyone involved BUT Finlay that’s in the scramble. Christian gets a huge pop despite the tilt actions he showed the last few weeks as well. The match starts off with Christian and Swagga in the ring and here we go with a standard tag match!

We get a advertizement fortuity early in the match and honestly the match was moving at a snails pace so this was probably a beatific idea to do since it wasn’t real exciting. We become backwards to it and see Swagga and Christian in the ring again and Christian seems to be getting the upper hand and taking control of the match. It all turns and incoming abstract you know Swagga is literally owning Tommy Dreamer while not the jural man and then Mark speechmaker is punishing him as well. Christian was on the outside looking hurt and speechmaker was making hurried work of Dreamer in the ring.

Swagga comes in as the jural man and starts to take it to Dreamer until he gets that reversal he needs and we are now officially over the 11pm instance limit for the ordinal straight week! Christian gets the tag and he cleans house by taking Mark speechmaker out of the equation from the top rope. Its not enough to put him away and the match continues. He eliminates Swagga from the ring and goes to speechmaker who the tries the Worlds Strongest Slam and it gets reversed, Christian goes for a springboard roll up of whatever sort and theres a close count as speechmaker tries to banzai drop him. Swagga then gets the tag in and goes for the Gutwrench Powerbomb and its reversed and Christian nails the Killswitch! Atlas breaks up the pin and speechmaker drags Christian to the outside and runs him into the steel pole. Swagga nails a sick Gutwrench on him and picks up the victory for his team! What a inferno of an end sequence! speechmaker then nails the Worlds Strongest Slam on Swagga to show who the real deal is and he goes into The Great dweller smash with the momentum!
Match Rating: 3.5/5

Match Review
Kinda a slow start but the end sequence solon than made up for it.. An excellent little main circumstance to really push the Scramble match this Sunday

Show Rating: B+

Stay tuned incoming hebdomad and always remember to STAY BLAZIN!!